Si INDAY!!!
I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
- sagot ni inday sa bago niyang papasukan
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Hi, you are calling in the midst of me cooking our lunch, my superiors aren't around. I'm the immediate person in support. How may i help you? If you wish to leave a message, an abrupt tone means your diverted to our voicemail.
- ganito sumagot si inday ng phone...
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I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for the sake of having something to feed your fetish appetite for wealth and i hope that one day you'll be rational enough to realize that you should not use other humans as means in the attainment of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, 'treat a man as an end in himself'.
- sagot ni inday sa dugu-dugu gang na tumawag sa bahay ng amo nya
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Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.
- si inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke
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A change in the weather patterns might have occured causing havoc to affected surroundings. ..the way debris are scattered indicated that the gust of wind is going northeast, causing damage to the path it is going.
- sagot ni inday sa amo nung tinanong kung bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay
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The dwindling resource of hydrogen2 and oxygen present, coupled with the stabile amount of precise heat in the thermal environ of the vessel, resulted in the premature hydration of the 'Oryza Sativa', hence the calefaction factor was rendered lost and wandering when the algid formation came about.
- sagot ni inday kung bakit HILAW ang kanin
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Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetables has lessen the production in the market.
- banat pa ni inday sa amin kung bakit walang kangkong sa nilutong sinigang
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The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
- nag-eexplain si inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam
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Drunken tiger shrimp and blue lobster meat, cut diagonally and caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce.
Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil garnished with mint leaves.
Lychee and peach salad
- inihanda ni inday para ibaon ni jun-jun sa daycare
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It's absurd! It's not a proven fact that he was the one who started the fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic children in this educational institution. Revise your policies because it sucks!
- inday kasama si junior sa principal's office
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Amo: Day! Bakit may rashes si Junjun?
Inday: Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophillic migratin occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and protaglandins. These substance results to increased circulation to the site promoting redness.
Amo: Sori?
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Amo: Inday, diba nanood ka ng The Buzz kanina?
Inday: Opo, bakit mam?
Amo: Bakit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7?
Inday: sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
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Misis: Inday! Pagkatapos mong maglaba, linisin mo buong bahay. And kaskasin mo ung tiles ng pool. Tapos magluto ka ng hapunan at mamaya darating na ang sir mo. Then pumunta ka kina Mrs. Rosales at ibigay mo ung nasa plastic. Bumili ka na din ng 1 galong mantika, ketchup, toyo, 10 sardinas, 20 corned beef at century tuna, 15 maling, at 1 sakong bigas. Oh eto pera sakto yan. Maglakad ka na lang at stike mga tricycle ngayon. OK?!
Inday: T*$#-I@# MO MAM!
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Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish our lost energy.
- sagot ni inday sa amo niya ng ayaw syang payagan mag day-off
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Much as i want to indulge in the pedantic palaver proliferation of such indecent idiosyncrasy and malicious information, i want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession.
- inday, tumangging makipagtismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay
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Listening to the nonsense talk about someone's life is a pathetic way of entertainment. It doesn't contribute to the good of society. I hate character assassinators!
- reklamo ni inday nang natsismis sya ng kapitbahay
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There are those people who don't like me. People who criticize how I run my life. People who just say things that hurt me. People who do things to give me pain. People who will never understand my principles in life. People who will keep on trying to put me down and tell bad things behind my back...But thru it all, I struggle to prove them myself...That I did not exist to please them.
- inday (nagsusumbong sa amo nung awayin ng mayordoma)
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I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplatinf why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that niche where i was given life and growth, that because of austerity i was made separated from.
- inday habang ndi makatulog dahil nahohomesick
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If you need a helping hand I'll give you mine. If you want someone to be with I'll guide you thru and if by chance you have been busy and forgotten me, don't worry, I'd be the same as how you've met me yesterday.
-sabi ni inday sa hardinero (may lovelife si inday!sosyalin na to!)
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Please do not ask me to choose between the both of you. It's not easy to thresh out feelings when there are matters still to be discussed. The heart is slow to learn.
- dudong, nakikiusap kay inday at ederlyn wag mag-away
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Dear Ma'am/Sir,
I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your employee, effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company
Yours truly, Inday
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Open Letter to DEPED by a concerned inday
"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but please don't give them some homework, they're trying to use condom on me."
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Dear Mommy,
Had it not been for the smelling salt, i must have collasped moments ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head trauma he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabily run academe. Oh, such erudite bunch of baboons! I never though being a governess can be such a strenuous employ. - Inday
Dear Inday,
Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital ang nanay mo...dumugo ang ilong kakabasa ng pesteng sulat mo! - Tatay
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Bloody hell! What the fuck did just land on my cutie top? I mean, i've spent all dat just to make myself look fabulous. I think i'll have this eewy thing removed in a whip of time!
- reaction ni inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tinapa
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You haven't learned to love until you have learned to let go. Lies hurt more than the truth ever could. Love doesn't cause pain, people do. But no matter how much you are hurt, loving yourself can heal anything...no matter what happens, wounds do heal.
- si inday after makipag-break kay dudung na hardinero
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Only belo touches my skin, who touches yours?
- sagot ni inday nung tinanong sya ni mam kung ano ang sabon nya
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Success if often the result of taking misstep in the right direction. Show me a person who has never made a mistake and i'll show you somebody who has never achieved much.
- sagot ni inday nung sumabog and microwave na ginamit nya
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I was shot by a 9mm bullet at the head damaging my entire stupid brain and my fucking skull so that i will die and stop speaking english preventing people from nosebleeding!
- in loving memory of inday
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I understand that sexual urge is most of the time uncontrollable since a lot of factors contribute for it to be trigerred... this is also the reason some men are found to be polygamous and engage themselves in sexual acts even with someone who's a total stranger to them.
- sabi ni inday sa sarili nya pagkatapos syang gapangin ni kuya
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Todilip Todilip
Todilip Todilip
- susan (kapitbahay ni inday), kumakanta ng irreplaceable
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The brain is not a muscle. It can accumulate vast information, the neurons can create millions of synapses because of neural plasticity.
- paliwanag ni inday ng ayaw mag-aral ni junior
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Don't ride on my popularity! I am not your long lost sister!
- sagot ni inday sa sinabi ni edralyn na sya ang nawawala nitong kapatid
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I am not riding with your popularity. People knew me first before you. And know what? You can hide the truth but you know for a fact that you are my sister.
- sagot ni edralyn kay inday nung dinenay sya nito. nagbabalik at englesera na si edralyn
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500 = globe plan subscription
1800 = glutathione tablet
600 = olay total effects
1500 = crocs flip flops
2000 = for mama
- bina-budget ni inday ang suweldo nya
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There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park, but nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark.
- pamatay lines ni isko kay inday
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I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night. How it burns and makes your heart beat fast. Especially how it makes you crave for its rich and sweet promises of grains, milk and sugar. Moments later, it puts you into a melancholic mood of coldness. Before you realize, it has consumed you before you consume it. Empty. Bitter. Then again you crave for another cup. Just like love...
- inday, nag-eemote sa starbucks
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Uster por favor? puede darnos un descuento porque mi senora y yo solo turistas estan en su pais bonito? Nosotros no tenemos mucho dinero pra que cualquier forma de descuento usted puwede darnos seria la mayoria apreciado.
- si inday tumatawad sa palengke nang sinama sya ng amo sa espanya
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The highest courage is to dare to be yourself in the face of adversity. Choosing right over wrong, ethics over convenience, and truth over popularity.. .these are the choices that measure your life. Travel the path of integrity without looking back, for there is never a wrong time to do the right thing.
- si inday kausap ang katulong na nag-resign
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Ederlyn: Ikaw ba ang inday na sinasabi nila? at cno ka para itulad sa akin ang iyong kasikatan ngayong ako'y nananahimik na? wala kang karapatan para pantayan ako! Hayop ka!
Inday: My apologies, but the fact is, your glory days are over my friend. I find it somewhat ridiculous, your persistence on persuading people to come to your party that never existed in the beginning to get into my nerves! Damn you ederlyn! Damn you! No one undermines inday's intellect... Bitch...
- nag-away na sina ederlyn at inday
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This is just not the right time to give it a try for there are things not worth losing by means of making a move into a higher level. Besides, destiny will always bring back what it has to be and we should let it be...
- ang paliwanag ni inday kay dudung ng ayain ito na magtanan...
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What the fuck!&@+# I utilized enormous amount of kinetic and conserved energies under the heat waves generated by the sun with all my apocrine and endocrine glands secreting everywhere. Ketogenesis took place no thanks to that hypoglycemic episode i experienced. My god! The commodity is so scarce and elusive! Total entropy. Everything in vain.
- inday pagkatapos pumila sa araneta ng 8am para bumili ng UAAP cheerdance tickets ngunit naubusan at nagutom
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Amo: Anong probinsya mo inday?
Inday: Sa Siquijor po...But I can be conversant in french and italian. my accent may bother you but I take no offense if you make snide remarks on my account. I understand your limited exposure to culture. C'est vout plait...
Amo: aaah...(hanap dictionary)
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My only love sprung from my only hate. Too early seen unknown and known too late. Prodigious birth of love it is to me that i must love a loathed enemy.
- sabi ni inday ng pagbawalan makipag-relasyon sa mortal na kaaway ng kanilang pamilya, si dudong...
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Hey guess what! The not so stunning guy keeps on staring at my french-tipped nails while the copy-cat freaks, like, envy my newly coated hairdo. Unfortunately after a great spa, i have to step on this muddy stinky bricks just to get some bunch of veggies!
- inday, nakikipag-chikahan sa palengke
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Sa resto:
Waiter: Ano po order nila, ma'am?
Amo: Ung friend chicken meal nal ang. ikaw inday, ano sa yo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts, with copious amounts of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a generous helping of root crop and a helping of rice.
Amo: Iho, adobo with rice daw.
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Amo: Inday! bakit mo binenta yung sira na silya?
Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pretax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use us lower, so i decided to sell the chair. This is in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on PPE, and PAS36 on Impairment of assets.
Amo: hinimatay
- si inday talaga, accountant din pala...
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Donya: Alam mo inday, bakit di ka na lang mag-call center? Pa-inggles-inggles ka naman?
Inday: I don't think that I'd want to have easy money for i know that choosing such employment is already limiting myself from experiencing enthusiastic ways of expressing what i feel by means of what i do, thus imprisoning myself with an incapable mind which will result to doubt and uncontentment
Donya: Tanginang yan!!!
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Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean what you say, and say what you mean. do it everyday. this is one of the most obvious qualities of the most beloved people. if you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words.
- sagot ni inday sa amo niya matapos siyang di pautangin at pagmumurahin pa nito...
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Don't limit my capacity to the four corners of this luxurious abode. expose me to the real challenges of the outside world 'coz i want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences!
- inday, nagrereklamo dahil ayaw sya isama ng amo nya sa enchanted kingdom...
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Hey, are you doing anything tonight? can you join me for a few drinks? don't worry, my treat...sky is the limit...just want somebody to talk to...he left me na kasi for that bitch. we can meet up at capone's and then afterwards we can go to embassy...
- inday, sawi sa pag-ibig, iniwan na ni dudung...
- shettt!!! sa capone's pa iinom, sosyal!
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Biodata ni Inday:
Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname: Inday
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling at Mang Andoy
Siblings: Iying 13, Itoy 8, Iking 5
Education: College - La Salle 2nd year (scholar)
High School - Manila Science High School (Valedictorian, Best in English)
Elementary - Sta. Monica Elem School (Valedictorian, Best in Dancing)
Work Experience: 3 years Household Service Manager (katulong) - Mr. and Mrs. Eugenio Lopez
